Category Archives: Prison

The Real Face of ‘White Privilege’

To hear these eight white women and two white men tell it, they have journeyed into a heart of darkness. The horror, the horror! The lack of respect. The sight of handcuffs. The restricted visiting hours. The rules on appropriate visitor’s attire. The guards who don’t smile. The dreams of college and career interrupted. What […]

Not All Lives Matter

It takes nine pounds of pressure to separate a man from his genitalia. I learned that once in a self-defense class. “Then why aren’t they nicer to us?” someone in the class called out. We all laughed, including me, even though I didn’t think it was funny. The class was taught by a Vancouver, Wash., […]

Obama’s Not-So-Amazing Grace

Barack Obama needs to spend some hard time with a bag whore. She – it’s usually a she but not always – could tell him about the violence that “nonviolent” drug offenders do to people. One bag whore in particular, if she’s still alive and lucid, could tell the president about the time she had […]

Colony Collapse in Portland

The guy sitting next to me at the Portland City Council meeting kept dozing off, his mouth dropping open, his head falling towards his chest. Then he would jolt awake. He did this a few times. Finally he gave in, his head sinked, his wire-rim glasses fell to his lap, then to the floor. He […]

A Narrative Without Moral

Which is the bigger journalistic sin – a media celebrity embellishing a war story to appear more heroic, or a journalism professor lying to free a murderer? Without a doubt, the first receives a lot more publicity. Who hasn’t heard about Brian Williams? But how many people know what David Protess did? If you haven’t […]

Passing the Kleenex

When the 11-year-old girl in Stevensville, Mont., didn’t want to have sex with her grandfather, he would sit on the couch and sulk. “He would … pout if he didn’t get what he wanted. … He’d wait to see if I could come out and look at him and feel sorry for him, but I […]

The Luxury of Some Americans

A few times in my life I’ve had to kill a black widow spider. Normally I have a live-and-let-live attitude with spiders. They’re interesting creatures. But the bite of a black widow can cause illness and, occasionally, even death. Killing a black widow is nothing to celebrate. Kill it, clean it up, and make sure […]

Making the Wrong History

It’s amazing how desperate some people are to be a part of history. It doesn’t matter which part. Years from now, what will the customers who waited in line outside Main Street Marijuana in Vancouver, Wash., tell their grandkids? “I waited in line outside, in darkness, before the sun was up. Finally … I got […]

Ballad of the Green Pear

Too bad Johnny Cash never got to meet Daniel R. Luke. The Man in Black could have taught Danny boy the meaning of hard time. On Dec. 5, 2010, Luke broke into his ex-wife’s Northeast Portland home and tried to strangle her while his two young sons were there. The police arrived and arrested him. […]

Keep ‘The Dean’ and His Size 13

For the first time since he murdered a police officer 21 years ago, Sidney Dean Porter might know what it’s like to gasp for life. He was supposed to be released from prison in June, courtesy of the Oregon Board of Parole and Post-Prison Supervision who voted unanimously earlier this year to free him. But […]